Who's the pregnant one?

It's 2:30 am and I'm awake--UGH.  Who's the pregnant one, anyway?  Oh don't worry, she's fast asleep upstairs...sleeping as she has done most of the day.  Don't get me wrong, she needs the sleep because she is literally--as we say--growing another human being.  But what about me?  I need sleep too!

Full moon.  A lot going on at work.  My mind's racing.  ...or maybe it's just the caffeine.  I'd bet on a wicked brew of "All of the above."  I guess aspiring daddies have to get used to not sleeping and running on our preferred method(s) of energy supplements also.

At least we can eat hot dogs and take Nyquil though.  Now there's an idea...